Monday 17 November 2008

TOP 10 IRISH KAMASUTRA - TOP SECRET

THE DRUNKEN STUPER
Irish Man falls on Irish Woman.

THE DITCH BITCH
Irish Man falls on Irish ditch. Irish Woman follows.

THE DRUNK DRIVING POSITION
Irish Man has sex with woman whilst slowly making his way into a wall at 70 miles an hour.

THE BLARNEY STONE
Irish Woman insists on having sex near Blarney Stone. Man drives there only to be caught for DUI.

THE IRISH ROVER
Irish Man vomits on woman whilst ejaculating.

THE ‘MISTAKE’ SHAKE
Irish Man mistakes sheep for wife.

THE CATHOLIC POSITION
Irish Man pretends wife is an alter boy. Irish woman has no idea what he is talking about.

THE 2 IN ONE
Man has sex with wife as he beats up the neighbour.

THE HOSE AND KART
Man has sex with wife during Puck Fair

THE CIVIL WAR
Man is arrested by police – no sex tonight.