Monday 17 November 2008

TOP 10 IRISH KAMASUTRA - TOP SECRET

THE DRUNKEN STUPER
Irish Man falls on Irish Woman.

THE DITCH BITCH
Irish Man falls on Irish ditch. Irish Woman follows.

THE DRUNK DRIVING POSITION
Irish Man has sex with woman whilst slowly making his way into a wall at 70 miles an hour.

THE BLARNEY STONE
Irish Woman insists on having sex near Blarney Stone. Man drives there only to be caught for DUI.

THE IRISH ROVER
Irish Man vomits on woman whilst ejaculating.

THE ‘MISTAKE’ SHAKE
Irish Man mistakes sheep for wife.

THE CATHOLIC POSITION
Irish Man pretends wife is an alter boy. Irish woman has no idea what he is talking about.

THE 2 IN ONE
Man has sex with wife as he beats up the neighbour.

THE HOSE AND KART
Man has sex with wife during Puck Fair

THE CIVIL WAR
Man is arrested by police – no sex tonight.

Sunday 9 November 2008

THE RING OF KERRY - CARAVAN AND CAMPING PARKS

ANCHOR CARAVAN PARK - CASTLEGREGORY
Castlegregory
County Kerry
Tel: 066 7139157
Int. phone: 00 353 667139157
Fax: 066 7139157
Email: anchorcaravanpark@eircom.net
Web: http://www.caravanparksireland.net

OPEN: Easter Thursday - 30 September
No. of pitches: 30
Area: 2.02 Hectares
Well run, Sheltered park with a high standard in cleanliness and hygiene, ideal base for touring the Dingle Peninsula, Killarney, Ring of Kerry. Direct access to a beautiful sandy beach and safe bathing. Games Room, TV room, playgrounds, campers kitchen with fridges and freezers, laundry facilities, hot showers are some of the facilities available on site. Nearby-golf, fishing, watersport, restaurants, bars, supermarkets and take-away.


Mannix Point Camping and Caravan Park - Caherciveen
Cahirciveen,
Ring of Kerry Coast
County Kerry
Tel: 066 9472806
Int. phone: 00 353 669472806
Fax: 066 9472806
Email: mortimer@campinginkerry.com
Web: http://www.campinginkerry.com

OPEN: 15 March to 1 October
No. of pitches: 42
Area: 2.8 Hectares

AWARDS: Fáilte Ireland/ICC Award 2007 - Best Welcome
Would you like to wake up in the morning and have a view like this without even getting out of your bed?

Mannix Point is a special place. Stay with us and discover why.

Situated at the edge of Europe, close to the beautiful island of Valentia, Mannix Point is on the waterfront in the spectacular Gulf Stream coast of South West Kerry.

A full range of facilities include a well equipped camper`s kitchen and picnic garden with barbecue. The camper`s sitting room with a turf fire in the evenings is renowned for impromptu music sessions.

Mannix Point is just fifteen minutes walk to town with great pubs, restaurants, traditional music and dancing. There are two supermarkets a few minutes from the park.

Mannix Point is perfectly situated for watersports, archeological sites, hill, mountain and foreshore walks, fishing, blue-flag beaches, horse riding, bird watching and spectacular cycle and car tours.

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CARAVAN AND CAMPING PARKS IN TRALEE - FREE AND CHEAP

Woodlands Park
Woodlands Park
Dan Spring Road
Tralee
County Kerry
Tel: 066 7121235 ; 086 8253908
Fax: 066 7181199
Email: wdlands@eircom.net
Web: http://www.kingdomcamping.com

OPEN: 15 March - 30 September
ALSO OPEN: 27 October - 30 October
No. of pitches: 135
Area: 6 Hectares

AWARDS: Failte Ireland/ICC Awards 2007 - Best 60+ units Park



Irish Park of the Year 2005

Situated just south of Tralee town in a quiet parkland setting this National Award winning park combines the tranquil country setting with the convenience of Tralee just a short walk away through the Rose Garden in the Town Park. Surrounded by trees this carefully landscaped park with its purpose built facilities block guarantees a relaxing holiday in the hearth of Kerry. Tralee is the gateway to the Dingle peninsula and is an ideal base to tour the entire southwest or take the car ferry to West Clare.

With the personal care of Mike and Martina McDonnell this park caters for the discerning visitor and comes highly recommended by all our happy campers. It holds an Irish Welcome Award for 2003 and 2004 and an Alan Rogers Welcome Award for 2004 and 2005.

DINGLE - CARAVAN AND CAMPING IN CO. KERRY

Campail Teach an Aragail (Oratory House Camping)
Campail Teach an Aragail (Oratory House Camping)
Gallarus, Baile na nGall
Dingle
County Kerry
Tel: 066 9155143 ; 086 8191942
Fax:
Email: tp@iol.ie; info@dingleactivities.com; info@gaeilge
Web: http://www.dingleactivities.com ; www.gaeilgebeo.com

OPEN: 1 April to 20 September
No. of pitches: 42
Area: 1.21 Hectares

Europe's most westerly campsite, situated at the edge of the World on the tranquil, beautiful and pure Dingle peninsula. Gaelic speaking area. Surrounded by music, poetry, history, archaeology, culture and scenery. Walk the Way of the Saints, to Mount Brandon, or The Dingle Way and visit the famous Blasket Islands.

Taste the food, hear the music, feel the fresh air, in this special spiritual place. Family run campsite with pub and restaurant in nearby Baile na nGall fishing village. Onsite information centre and local historial reg. tour guide.

KILLARNEY CARAVAN AND CAMPING PARKS AND CENTRES

Beech Grove Caravan and Camping Park
Fossa
Killarney
County Kerry
Tel: 064 31727
Int. phone: 00 353 64 31727
Fax: 064 39779; 00 353 64 39779
Email: beechgrovepark@eircom.net
Web: http://www.beechgrovecamping.net

OPEN: 15 Mar - 4 Oct
No. of pitches: 50
Area: 3.5 Hectares

A family run site with panoramic views overlooking Killarney's lower lake. Set in a wooded background. Registered with Bord Failte in excess of 25 years.

Fleming's White Bridge Caravan & Camping Park
Fleming's White Bridge Caravan & Camping Park
300m off N22 Cork Road, White Bridge, Ballycasheen Road
Killarney
County Kerry
Tel: 064 31590
Int. phone: 00 353 64 31590
Fax: 064 37474
Email: info@killarneycamping.com
Web: http://www.killarneycamping.com

OPEN: 25 April - 5 October
ALSO OPEN: 14 - 30 March, 23 October - 27 October
No. of pitches: 92
Area: 10 Hectares

AWARDS: Fáilte Ireland/ICC Award of Excellence 2007 - Best Overall Park
Award of Excellence - Best Park in Ireland 2006
6 times ‘Winner of Killarney Looking Good’ Award.
Ambience Award, Winning Park for Gardens, Attractive Environment & Excellent Sanitation, Bord Failte Excellence & Failte Ireland Irish Welcome Awards.

Visit our multi-award winning riverside park, where a warm welcome & ambience converges to ensure your holiday is memorable one. Closest park to the bus and train station. Taxi service available. You are away from busy roads and yet only a walk to Killarney. Our local ‘Mill Pub’ with live music/food is only a short walk. Shope, Off-licence, ATM, Take-away, Hair & Beauty salon nearby. Camper's Room, impromptu music sessions welcomed.

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Central to National Park, Muckross House, Ross Castle & Lakes. Daily coach tours from site: Ring of Kerry,
Dingle Peninsula and Gap of Dunloe. Concessions for 25m
pool/leisure centre nearby. Bike Hire, Fishing Shop 1/6 - 1/9 Dogwalk on site. Tourism Information available. Playgrounds nearby. An ideal base for long stays to explore Killarney and the South West.

CARAVAN AND CAMPING PARKS IN DUBLIN - FREE AND CHEAP

Camac Valley
Naas Road
Clondalkin
County Dublin
Tel: 01 4640644
Int. phone: 353 1 4640644
Fax: ; 01 4640643
Email: info@camacvalley.com
Web: http://www.camacvalley.com

OPEN: 1st Jan - 31st December
No. of pitches: 163
Area: 15 Hectares

Camac Valley is Dublin's premier Caravan & Camping Park with top class facilities easily capable of handling large numbers. Groups & Rallies are well catered for in the spacious park while the individual hardstands are both private and pleasant. Camac Valley adjoins the 300 acre Corkagh Park which contains fishing lakes, playgrounds and is ideal for dog walking. We accept dogs all year round. We are open all year with 113 hardstands, a superb children's playground, information room and 24 hour security.

Camac Valley was winner of the Bord Failte/ICC overall Best Park Award for 1999 and the Esat Telecom 1999 award for best accomodation. We are recommended by all reputable guides.

As Camac Valley is a tourist park we do not cater for units other than specific tourist units. A maximum stay operates at the discretion of the management.



North Beach Caravan & Camping Park
North Beach
Rush
County Dublin
Tel: 01 8437131
Fax:
Email: info@northbeach.ie
Web: http://www.northbeach.ie

OPEN: 01/04/2007 - 30/09/2007
No. of pitches: 64
Area: 1.8 Hectares

Sunrise on our panoramic peaceful secure location. Our park is family owned, managed and operated. We are the nearest caravan & camping park to the N1 M1 and Dublin airport and on the quickest route to Dublin port (all Ferries) and we can now be reached via the M50 Motorway from Dun Laoghaire (Stena HSS Ferry). Our village has 5 restaurants, 7 pubs and a bank with atm machines, large supermarket, 2 petrol stations and small shops of all descriptions. We provide a good base for visiting Dublin (cheap travel tickets on sale) Drogheda, New Grange, Boyne Valley.

North Beach is a tourist park. We do not cater for units other than specific tourist units. A maximum stay operates at the discretion of the Management. Check out time is 12 noon

CAMPING EQUIPEMENT AND SUPPLIES IN DUBLIN

Dragonworks
1 Bayview Drive Killiney Co. Dublin
(01)2043947

Outdoor Adventure Store - Dublin
34 / 35 Upper Liffey Street
Dublin 1
Email: info@oas.ie
Tel: +353 1 8725177
Fax: +353 1 8725183

Outdoor Adventure Store - Cork
7 MacCurtain Street
Cork
Email: info@oas.ie
Tel: +353 21 4504389
Fax: +353 21 4508320